Conversations with deities

People never cease to amaze me. I love just sitting back and watching everyone go about their lives. Too bad it's often at the expense of my own life...

I'm almost positive I was going somewhere with this. I'm sure I had some example that could be cleverly used as a metaphor to man's destiny or something along those lines. But I can't seem to recall what the example was. So let's just say that I wrote something interesting and witty... used it as a metaphor for the concept of gravity, which in turn was used to compare ants to a god... who, by the way, says "hi!" but that's besides the point. The point is, after comparing the ants to this god, I move on to relate double decker buses to lunch in South Africa. And that would lead me to prove that gravity, in fact, does not exist... which puts a slight damper in my whole entry now doesn't it?

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My brain is telling me to delete all of the above and try to forget it ever happened. But like gravity, just because I say it isn't so doesn't mean it's true.